SO anyway

SO anyway...

I started football on Monday. Picture this: I drive into the footy ground and start up a few conversations, then Morgs walks past and says hi (which was fine)... he then proceeded to very obviously look me up and down, smile and walk off. It really shitted me. If he was going to check me out he could have at least done it in a subtle way. Welcome to the land of football.

SO anyway...

I walk into the rooms and miraculously Bazza walks in and says "Ohh, I'm feeling so sore from work, do you mind giving me a back rub?" I roll my eyes, give him shit for it and oblige (after all, it's what I'm paid for). I have a few conversations that were good value, it turns out that not all footballers are thugs. Although this is the general rule to go by.

SO anyway...

Then COREY enters the rooms. This is what I was least expecting. After a casual chat, he proceeds to (in front of his mates) try to embarrass me. "Why didn't you call me?" "Been to the beach, hey? Doesn't look like it *compares his arm to mine*..." Farrk he annoyed me. It's like I'm his little object and I'll just collapse at my knees every time he talks to me, regardless of what he says. I guess this sort of arrogance comes hand in hand with a career like modelling.

Lucky I retaliated with a few good comebacks and after about 10 mins we separated with his last words being "bitch!". He's really good with the flattery.

I hate football.

Newsflash

Dane is a hippy!

Valentine's Day

Aww no one loves me

Bec and Lleyton

Y'know what? This whole situation is ridiculous! I'm so disinterested by it now, and feel sorry for them because of all this media attention that they have been receiving. I was listening to Nova yesterday morning when a lady rang up and started comparing Kim Clijsters to Princess Fiona! I think things have gone a bit far with the media (although who's surprised?). What if they are in love? They probably are!

After all, he's just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love him!

Gamble everything for love, gamble everything
Put it in a place you keep what you need
You can gamble everything for love if you're free
You gotta gamble everything for love

Baby are you cold are you cold baby
I can wrap you up wrap you up in my love
If you wanna you can gamble everything for love
If you wanna you can gamble everything for love

Make a list of things you need leave it empty
Except for number one, write love, gamble everything
Keep it under lock and key
If you wanna you can gamble everything for love

Tell me are you feeling lost in the crowds
In the places that you never knew to get through
Tell me are you going to cry all night
Tell me the truth and I'll tell you the truth
If you gamble everything for love you're gonna be alright
Alright

BEN LEE ROCKS

New Address

220/200 Smithfield Road
Flemington VIC 3301

Fuckin' uni! I've had 13 hours in 2 days but at least now I can be a total slackass and only have 1 hour for the rest of the week! Take that, biatches! Unfortunately it can not be that way for the rest of the semester, but I'm enjoying it while it last yeahiiyeah! Now excuse me while I continue my boring study session on Cardio Respiratory Systems. WOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!

** CORRECTION **

Love "mess". Smart people!

A story of love, infidelity and beautiful people

A heartfelt story, one read by only a privileged few.

Once upon a time there was a tall, handsome, dirty, lame-joke-telling red-bearded pirate. His name was Roweena. He was a fine man indeed, and inevitably, being such a SNAG meant that he never suffered from a shortage of women.

One day (like many others), a cute, freckly, retarded blonde bombshell fell head over heels for him. Roweena saw a spark in this girl and manipulated her into changing her name to Jiminy, as it was his prime sexual fantasy. She loved him with all her heart and their love blossomed beautifully.

That is, until Roweena had an affair with Gemma, Daneyschka's one and only. Jiminy was absolutely mortified but despite this infidelity prepared to give Roweena a second chance. Things were shambles, but Roweena finally gave in and declared his utmost love for the awkward, skinny but gorgeous girl. He truly believed that Jiminy was the one for him.

Funnily enough, Roweena proceeded to fall for Gemma, against Daneyschka's wishes! They now consider themselves soulmates and Daneyschka has conveniently decided to fall for Jiminy. What a love triangle!

I am now officially a girl of extreme intelligence and upmost sophistication. I also morph to having four eyes when I'm in lectures, driving and in front of the TV. Apparently I've been illegally driving for quite some time now... I must be a fucking good driver considering I haven't had a single accident and have been driving every day! I even drove up to Bendigo and Melbourne in mum's car the other day. Lucky lucky!

I'm heading to Melbourne tomorrow to continue our desperate search for a house and go back to uni. I've never felt so discouraged when thinking about study, I kind of wish I'd deferred! The hols have passed by so damn quickly! Oh well, I'm sure I'll get over my 3 eight o clock starts! Pity me people!

Confession

I don't hate Bec and Lleyton, they are just easy people to pick on, plus I like making fun of all the publicity that they've been receiving. HAR HAR HAR I love it!

My brother Cal is doing his Deb with Laura Ballinger, that's right, Hayds' younger sister! How exciting, they'll be so cute. I'll road trip down from Melbourne to see them FO SHIZ MA NIZ! I'm so proud of ma little boy!

News by the hour

Bec Cartwright was in fact ENGAGED to Beau Brady when she broke it off in December, they had been together for 4 years and the parents are now devastated (who cares about Beau!) She has been claiming that she wore a friendship ring on her engagement finger, whereas Beau's parents claim it was the real deal. What juicy goss, I feel like I should be reading Women's Weekly. Inevitably more updates to come. *Cough*. Won't last *Cough*.

Thirsty Merc

So we've already established the fact
That things are gunna be different in the future baby
And you've reiterated the fact
That you don't want to get into something
That's just gunna have to end later
And I know our lives are changin'
And I've seen it coming for a while too, don't get me wrong
And I've been going out of town baby
It's gunna happen more
We gotta be strong but now

While I'm gone
Just be a fly on the wall
You know, I'm thinking about ya
Just wait and see
You gotta hear what I say
I'm in love with you
I'm not so far away

Someday someday
I will be here babe
Someday someday
I will be the one babe...

I know you gotta go to university
And I'm just trying to make some cash
To follow my dreams
But please don't say we're too busy
To give each other time
And support we need
I know we gotta work our jobs
And make some money to
Get by in this expensive world
Don't let that overtake the fact
That before all that, you're still my girl

While I'm gone
Just be a fly on the wall
You know, I'm talking about ya
Just wait and see
You gotta hear what I say
Im in love with you
I'm not so far away

Someday someday
I will be here babe
Someday someday
I will be the one babe...

I'm in love with you, I'm not so far away...

Fresh blogger

Apparently Jack has a blog? Wadda you know! It's the new COOMEEEEEON!

The OC

This show kicks ass! I admit that it's just another one of those typical stereotypical American dramas, but it's SOMUCHBETTER! They have hot actors (Ryan) and half-hot, funny actors (Seth). They even have some female cheerleading material for the boys! How can one not fall in love with it?

Now for the lowdown on the HOT factor. My preferences over the two boys have changed since last season, where I thought Seth was the sexiest man on the planet, and although Ryan was attractive, he was way too intense and serious. I kind of like the jokers...

But since last night I've decided that Ryan is the biggest babe ever. I can't believe he dated Marissa, the biggest psychopath, emotionally unstable, mixed up girl who is just depressing! He deserves so much better! I hope that they never hook up again, and that Ryan scores the hottest babe on the planet so they can make hot babies. Ahhhhhhh. Maybe I should go into acting.