There has never been a short supply of jokes about how hard it is for men to understand women. There is no possible way to explain our dating rituals or random outbursts, but one can only try to give the men some hints.
When a woman says something to you…
50% of the time they don’t mean it AT ALL (they probably mean the opposite).
45% of the time they’ve subtly hinted at their true feelings but others remain (justifiably) oblivious to it- the woman then takes offence to it or becomes disheartened because she gets the impression that the man doesn’t care enough about her to quiz her about what is bothering her.
5% of the time (and this is usually at breaking point), the woman just blurts out a list of things that have been bothering her for the past 6 months in an emotional outburst, rendering the man dumbfounded, flabbergasted and exasperated.
Oh, and if you don’t know where you’re going, admit it and ASK FOR DIRECTIONS! There is nothing more frustrating than a man who refuses to admit he is lost.
Maybe I should write a book. Oh wait, that's been done already... FUCK YEAH! What?!
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