COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN! I love tennis!
However, despite this love, I must concede that Lleyton Hewitt's recent engagement to Bec Cartwright is somewhat retarded! I guess they are perfectly matched as she is the icon blonde bimbo of Australia and he is the hottest man on the planet (that is, if you chop off his head). Now, my issue with this new development is, and yes, embarrassingly, I've done my research, that Lleyton has just been dumped by his ex-fiance Kim Clijsters 2 months ago. On top of this, Bec is still recovering from a break up with her long-term boyfriend Beau Brady in December.
Alarm bells are ringing...
I am a bit skeptical of this romance, especially when Lleyton proposed hours after losing the Australian Open final against Marat Safin. Is he just trying to divert the spotlight from his heartbreaking loss?
I think so.
Monday, January 31, 2005
Thursday, January 20, 2005
Hi5
If anyone ever sends you a Hi5 Invitation, DON’T ACCEPT, it’s the SHITTEST website in the world!
Friday, January 14, 2005
The truth about girls
There has never been a short supply of jokes about how hard it is for men to understand women. There is no possible way to explain our dating rituals or random outbursts, but one can only try to give the men some hints.
When a woman says something to you…
50% of the time they don’t mean it AT ALL (they probably mean the opposite).
45% of the time they’ve subtly hinted at their true feelings but others remain (justifiably) oblivious to it- the woman then takes offence to it or becomes disheartened because she gets the impression that the man doesn’t care enough about her to quiz her about what is bothering her.
5% of the time (and this is usually at breaking point), the woman just blurts out a list of things that have been bothering her for the past 6 months in an emotional outburst, rendering the man dumbfounded, flabbergasted and exasperated.
Oh, and if you don’t know where you’re going, admit it and ASK FOR DIRECTIONS! There is nothing more frustrating than a man who refuses to admit he is lost.
Maybe I should write a book. Oh wait, that's been done already... FUCK YEAH! What?!
When a woman says something to you…
50% of the time they don’t mean it AT ALL (they probably mean the opposite).
45% of the time they’ve subtly hinted at their true feelings but others remain (justifiably) oblivious to it- the woman then takes offence to it or becomes disheartened because she gets the impression that the man doesn’t care enough about her to quiz her about what is bothering her.
5% of the time (and this is usually at breaking point), the woman just blurts out a list of things that have been bothering her for the past 6 months in an emotional outburst, rendering the man dumbfounded, flabbergasted and exasperated.
Oh, and if you don’t know where you’re going, admit it and ASK FOR DIRECTIONS! There is nothing more frustrating than a man who refuses to admit he is lost.
Maybe I should write a book. Oh wait, that's been done already... FUCK YEAH! What?!
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Apology
I'm sorry for bringing unnecessary conflict to your blog, Thom. Just know that I had reasons.
Monday, January 10, 2005
Links
OK I'll be honest, I just fixed the Whitley link. Can't believe I got it wrong. It's only the most important website in the universe!
Hildas...PFFT!
Nick thinks that Whitley is a lame college. Well well well. Maybe it is. Maybe THEY ALL ARE! Mwahhhhahahaha! He's just happy cos he chose Hilda's and is now surrounded by hotties. Lucky Nick.
If I had a hammer
Oh if I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land *ALL OVER THIS LAND*
And if I found a spider *SPIDER*
I'd smash its legs off *LEGS OFF*
And show my love for my brothers and my sisters
All over this land
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land *ALL OVER THIS LAND*
And if I found a spider *SPIDER*
I'd smash its legs off *LEGS OFF*
And show my love for my brothers and my sisters
All over this land
The Seanchai (pron. Shan-a-key)
A pretty nice pub that has a bit of an atmosphere, with a few live bands. It grows on you the more visits you make. I’ve decided that the night life here is actually pretty good, especially if you go out with the right people. Saturday was the best night out I’ve had in a looooooong time. I saw so many people unexpectedly and had a good ol’ boogie. I’m so proud of Michael and Tynan. It’s about time!
And no, they’re not gay. That would be pretty funny, and very unexpected.
And no, they’re not gay. That would be pretty funny, and very unexpected.
Scariest thing ever
Far out. The scariest thing happened this weekend. I was totally creeped.
Yolly and I were going to the Co-op and we parked in the back carpark next to a big Agapantha bush for some shade (even though it wasn't that hot). We opened the doors to get out of the car (as you do), and I totally freaked. There, on the door, about 3cm from my face was the ugliest, biggest, scariest Huntsman I have ever seen. Words don't do justice to how scared I was. It gives me the creeps just thinking about it now. I screamed and jumped out of the way, running to the shelter of the other side of the car with darling Yolly.
I'll just take a moment to say how brave Yol was *thoughtful silence*. OK.
She grabbed a stick and flicked the spider into the bushes, then we quickly shut the door. When that sort of thing happens you get really edgy and think that spiders are in the most unlikely places ie. THE CAR! Scarred for life.
It just reminds me of one time when I was in yr 12. Mum was driving me to school and she decided that it was getting a bit bright outside. So she pulled down the visa thing overhead... AND THERE WAS A HUNTSMAN UNDER IT! She totally freaked and we pulled over. Lucky W'bool doesn't have deadly amounts of traffic. We have never been the same since. Waaaaaa! Call me a sook but it was SCARY!
Yolly and I were going to the Co-op and we parked in the back carpark next to a big Agapantha bush for some shade (even though it wasn't that hot). We opened the doors to get out of the car (as you do), and I totally freaked. There, on the door, about 3cm from my face was the ugliest, biggest, scariest Huntsman I have ever seen. Words don't do justice to how scared I was. It gives me the creeps just thinking about it now. I screamed and jumped out of the way, running to the shelter of the other side of the car with darling Yolly.
I'll just take a moment to say how brave Yol was *thoughtful silence*. OK.
She grabbed a stick and flicked the spider into the bushes, then we quickly shut the door. When that sort of thing happens you get really edgy and think that spiders are in the most unlikely places ie. THE CAR! Scarred for life.
It just reminds me of one time when I was in yr 12. Mum was driving me to school and she decided that it was getting a bit bright outside. So she pulled down the visa thing overhead... AND THERE WAS A HUNTSMAN UNDER IT! She totally freaked and we pulled over. Lucky W'bool doesn't have deadly amounts of traffic. We have never been the same since. Waaaaaa! Call me a sook but it was SCARY!
Friday, January 07, 2005
rED bUGS
a TINY RED BUG IS CRAWLING ACROSS MY PAGE. aND BY TINY, i MEAN very TINY... LIKE 1/1000TH THE SIZE OF A SPRINKLE. so cute!! i WISH I WAS ONE.
Thursday, January 06, 2005
House hunting
OK I'm getting a bit worried about this whole house scenario. I can't wait to move out and to have a house to ourselves, but at the same time I know we have to go hunting for a suitable one that's not too far from uni/college and fits all our criteria. It's a bit stressful, considering Brian's coming back to Melbourne on 26th Jan and my uni starts on 7th Feb. Somewhere in that time we have to find a house, sign a lease and I have to organise for all my stuff (we have to hire a trailor) to get transported to Melbourne. It's not as easy as it seems. Especially when not all houses are ready to move into at the click of our fingers. I hope everything works out OK. If not, I'll be quite stressed out and resign to being a bum on the street. Hey, I have a guitar, I can busk! Har har har.
Water spillage issues
Monique has just had some water spillage issues and is currently drying herself in the bathroom. What a pisser, she is very funny.
For the sake of amusement
“There is more to life than increasing its speed.”
- Gandhi
“I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.”
- G.K. Chesterton
“All things good to know are difficult to learn.”
- Greek Proverb
“Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.”
- Kierkegaard
“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.”
- Tom Clancy
“He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.”
- Samuel Smiles
“There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.”
- Nelson Mandela
“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.”
- Oscar Wilde
“When they are alone they want to be with others, and when they are with others they want to be alone. After all, human beings are like that.”
- Gertrude Stein
“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.”
- Erica Jong
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.”
- Mae West
“The only sure cure for a hangover is to stay drunk.”
- W.G.P.
"No one has skin that is exactly the same colour as a Band-Aid."
- Author unknown
- Gandhi
“I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.”
- G.K. Chesterton
“All things good to know are difficult to learn.”
- Greek Proverb
“Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.”
- Kierkegaard
“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.”
- Tom Clancy
“He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.”
- Samuel Smiles
“There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.”
- Nelson Mandela
“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.”
- Oscar Wilde
“When they are alone they want to be with others, and when they are with others they want to be alone. After all, human beings are like that.”
- Gertrude Stein
“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.”
- Erica Jong
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.”
- Mae West
“The only sure cure for a hangover is to stay drunk.”
- W.G.P.
"No one has skin that is exactly the same colour as a Band-Aid."
- Author unknown
RIP
Today I’m overwhelmed with incredible sadness as http://www.flingthecow.com has been taken off the net. Waaaaaaaa!
Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Events
Event 1:
"Freak wave" kills 5 people in Stingray Bay, Warrnambool. Far out. Been swimming there so many times between the shore and Penguin Island. Went walking along the beach that day and the swell was moderately rough. A lot of the tourists go to that beach because they don't like the swell of Lady Bay and aren't competent swimmers, I guess when they were swept off their feet and washed out to sea they panicked. A rescue helicopter has been buzzing over the ocean for 3 days looking for a missing boy who was washed out to sea during the accident but he hasn't been found and the news has been (understandably) overshadowed by the tsunami disaster.
A couple of years ago one of our friends found a dead scuba-diver on the beach of Penguin Island who had been missing for weeks. It's really scary, it makes me want to avoid the ocean completely because it's so unpredictable and I really don't want to be the one who innocently stumbles across the body. I never thought anything so serious would happen here, it shows that no one's invincible!
Event 2:
Yolly Dolly Golly Wolly is coming to Warrny Scrawny Fawny Yay Way Zay! Very exciting. We can be beach bums together, can't wait to see her again. Yay-zuh! This is a SLIGHTLY happier post, YAYYYYY.
"Freak wave" kills 5 people in Stingray Bay, Warrnambool. Far out. Been swimming there so many times between the shore and Penguin Island. Went walking along the beach that day and the swell was moderately rough. A lot of the tourists go to that beach because they don't like the swell of Lady Bay and aren't competent swimmers, I guess when they were swept off their feet and washed out to sea they panicked. A rescue helicopter has been buzzing over the ocean for 3 days looking for a missing boy who was washed out to sea during the accident but he hasn't been found and the news has been (understandably) overshadowed by the tsunami disaster.
A couple of years ago one of our friends found a dead scuba-diver on the beach of Penguin Island who had been missing for weeks. It's really scary, it makes me want to avoid the ocean completely because it's so unpredictable and I really don't want to be the one who innocently stumbles across the body. I never thought anything so serious would happen here, it shows that no one's invincible!
Event 2:
Yolly Dolly Golly Wolly is coming to Warrny Scrawny Fawny Yay Way Zay! Very exciting. We can be beach bums together, can't wait to see her again. Yay-zuh! This is a SLIGHTLY happier post, YAYYYYY.
Issues
Issue 1:
I am worried that Adrian has disappeared off the face of the planet.
Issue 2:
I'm already starting to look forward to uni and contemplating reading some references in advance, that's how boring work is at the moment. God help me. My uni hols are in weird spots this semester so I have exams when noone else has them and have hols when everyone else is at uni!
Advantages include being able to bug people at college when they are still in Melbs and at uni and I am freeeee. Disadvantages include having to study when everyone else is partying. Oh well, I'm sure positives will outweigh the negatives fo shiz ma niz!
Issue 3:
Warrnambool radio stations are SHIT, I miss my love song dedications 101.1. I hope Thom is listening to that program where the prisoners dedicate songs to their loved ones in the 'Laide.
Issue 4:
Pink is gross.
Issue 5:
I need another retarded picture.
I am worried that Adrian has disappeared off the face of the planet.
Issue 2:
I'm already starting to look forward to uni and contemplating reading some references in advance, that's how boring work is at the moment. God help me. My uni hols are in weird spots this semester so I have exams when noone else has them and have hols when everyone else is at uni!
Advantages include being able to bug people at college when they are still in Melbs and at uni and I am freeeee. Disadvantages include having to study when everyone else is partying. Oh well, I'm sure positives will outweigh the negatives fo shiz ma niz!
Issue 3:
Warrnambool radio stations are SHIT, I miss my love song dedications 101.1. I hope Thom is listening to that program where the prisoners dedicate songs to their loved ones in the 'Laide.
Issue 4:
Pink is gross.
Issue 5:
I need another retarded picture.
Sunday, January 02, 2005
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