Lynda

Check out my cuz from England! Aint she a cutie?

Balls

Guess what the theme for the Physio Ball is? Dress to get lei'd! How funny is that? I think it's extra funny, and quite controversial. I can't wait! But there's still about a month to go, so I'll just have to hang in there!....

Whitley Ball is on this Thursday, should be good to see everyone again all dressed up to the 9s. I can't wait to dance, I haven't had a proper night out in ages so this should be the perfect opportunity. It's also my last day of uni for the semester, and 4 days before my exams but whatever. We have to sacrifice some things, and I'd much rather be partying than couped up in my room studying cerebellar ataxia! As interesting as it is....

Footy cross-dressing night is coming up. Initially I wasn't going to go, but I've decided I'm going now- I'll go shopping in the op-shop on my week off for some footy shorts, socks and jumper. I'm going to take the piss, and it's going to be oh so funny! I'm going to laugh so much at all their attempts to look feminine. Good luck to 'em!

Mark rang me today and asked whether I could try to find another trainer to work with us- so I'll be asking around at uni etc.! It'll be cool having someone from uni there, although I kind of like the fact that this a whole new social circle! Oh well, at least I'll have someone to share taxis with!

Stooze me

Stooze me but I have great news. The new *PIMP BLOG* has been started by the almighty Kuronai. Please check it out. It will be well worth your while. This man is one of those niggi's.

Good evening, this is Ian Henderson with ABC news

Pope John Paul II, who led Catholic church for 26 years, dies at 84 after debilitating illness.

PTL FLP AM.

The cute boy has a sore finger

Az is nice as! AND a snowboarder, AND went to Japan for a week last week! How cool is that?! He is a good friend. I love him.

But I don't get it!

A happy snap from my college days. It's slightly more attractive one than the last post!

RIP

It sounds like someone just fell down the stairs outside! Oooops I'd better go and see if they're alright. Meh! I'm in my PJs and my hair is one crazy mess so maybe I won't.

Jesse McCartney

I don't want another pretty face
I don't want anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and you're beautiful so...

LEZ GET IT ON, TARD!

So wrong right now.

Corey apologises a week later. Biggest sweet-talker ever.

SO anyway

SO anyway...

I started football on Monday. Picture this: I drive into the footy ground and start up a few conversations, then Morgs walks past and says hi (which was fine)... he then proceeded to very obviously look me up and down, smile and walk off. It really shitted me. If he was going to check me out he could have at least done it in a subtle way. Welcome to the land of football.

SO anyway...

I walk into the rooms and miraculously Bazza walks in and says "Ohh, I'm feeling so sore from work, do you mind giving me a back rub?" I roll my eyes, give him shit for it and oblige (after all, it's what I'm paid for). I have a few conversations that were good value, it turns out that not all footballers are thugs. Although this is the general rule to go by.

SO anyway...

Then COREY enters the rooms. This is what I was least expecting. After a casual chat, he proceeds to (in front of his mates) try to embarrass me. "Why didn't you call me?" "Been to the beach, hey? Doesn't look like it *compares his arm to mine*..." Farrk he annoyed me. It's like I'm his little object and I'll just collapse at my knees every time he talks to me, regardless of what he says. I guess this sort of arrogance comes hand in hand with a career like modelling.

Lucky I retaliated with a few good comebacks and after about 10 mins we separated with his last words being "bitch!". He's really good with the flattery.

I hate football.

Newsflash

Dane is a hippy!

Valentine's Day

Aww no one loves me

Bec and Lleyton

Y'know what? This whole situation is ridiculous! I'm so disinterested by it now, and feel sorry for them because of all this media attention that they have been receiving. I was listening to Nova yesterday morning when a lady rang up and started comparing Kim Clijsters to Princess Fiona! I think things have gone a bit far with the media (although who's surprised?). What if they are in love? They probably are!

After all, he's just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love him!

Gamble everything for love, gamble everything
Put it in a place you keep what you need
You can gamble everything for love if you're free
You gotta gamble everything for love

Baby are you cold are you cold baby
I can wrap you up wrap you up in my love
If you wanna you can gamble everything for love
If you wanna you can gamble everything for love

Make a list of things you need leave it empty
Except for number one, write love, gamble everything
Keep it under lock and key
If you wanna you can gamble everything for love

Tell me are you feeling lost in the crowds
In the places that you never knew to get through
Tell me are you going to cry all night
Tell me the truth and I'll tell you the truth
If you gamble everything for love you're gonna be alright
Alright

BEN LEE ROCKS

New Address

220/200 Smithfield Road
Flemington VIC 3301

Fuckin' uni! I've had 13 hours in 2 days but at least now I can be a total slackass and only have 1 hour for the rest of the week! Take that, biatches! Unfortunately it can not be that way for the rest of the semester, but I'm enjoying it while it last yeahiiyeah! Now excuse me while I continue my boring study session on Cardio Respiratory Systems. WOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!

** CORRECTION **

Love "mess". Smart people!

A story of love, infidelity and beautiful people

A heartfelt story, one read by only a privileged few.

Once upon a time there was a tall, handsome, dirty, lame-joke-telling red-bearded pirate. His name was Roweena. He was a fine man indeed, and inevitably, being such a SNAG meant that he never suffered from a shortage of women.

One day (like many others), a cute, freckly, retarded blonde bombshell fell head over heels for him. Roweena saw a spark in this girl and manipulated her into changing her name to Jiminy, as it was his prime sexual fantasy. She loved him with all her heart and their love blossomed beautifully.

That is, until Roweena had an affair with Gemma, Daneyschka's one and only. Jiminy was absolutely mortified but despite this infidelity prepared to give Roweena a second chance. Things were shambles, but Roweena finally gave in and declared his utmost love for the awkward, skinny but gorgeous girl. He truly believed that Jiminy was the one for him.

Funnily enough, Roweena proceeded to fall for Gemma, against Daneyschka's wishes! They now consider themselves soulmates and Daneyschka has conveniently decided to fall for Jiminy. What a love triangle!

I am now officially a girl of extreme intelligence and upmost sophistication. I also morph to having four eyes when I'm in lectures, driving and in front of the TV. Apparently I've been illegally driving for quite some time now... I must be a fucking good driver considering I haven't had a single accident and have been driving every day! I even drove up to Bendigo and Melbourne in mum's car the other day. Lucky lucky!

I'm heading to Melbourne tomorrow to continue our desperate search for a house and go back to uni. I've never felt so discouraged when thinking about study, I kind of wish I'd deferred! The hols have passed by so damn quickly! Oh well, I'm sure I'll get over my 3 eight o clock starts! Pity me people!

Confession

I don't hate Bec and Lleyton, they are just easy people to pick on, plus I like making fun of all the publicity that they've been receiving. HAR HAR HAR I love it!

My brother Cal is doing his Deb with Laura Ballinger, that's right, Hayds' younger sister! How exciting, they'll be so cute. I'll road trip down from Melbourne to see them FO SHIZ MA NIZ! I'm so proud of ma little boy!